Crap

There’s silence in the air. It’s damp, still.
There’s warmth sans the day. And there’s light by five in the morn.
There’s a laze that just wont ebb. And an urge that would not rest.
There’s a calm. And baited breath.
There’s a shade of orange. Only half hour till it breaks.
On rolls the light. And meanders across the sky.
As October draws to a close.

An October. That draws to a close.
Flurry on.

tch..

and on every status message he read, the epiphany of how good spelling was dead stared back at him, as though mute while the royal tongue itself lay bare, abused, insulted, ultimately murdered, and then left in the middle of the road, for all to see and read; and yet, none would bother to take notice, let alone run-in to help..

- random\passing thought, while mass-reading status messages on the chat messenger, in a time of absolute joblessness.

ps. it’s not as though i’m averse to change. as correctly stated by DJ, the script is but-only a tool, and spellings such as {u, y, sum1, ..} are simply dictated by convenience. in most ways, i’m akin to the uncaring passers-by on the road; and yet, romanticising the death of an old custom is.. both, serious and fun ;)

It’s like a bad case of a gloated bladder. I just want to say all this, but well…obviously, can’t. Thank who-so-ever that blogs were invented. :)

[1] Mamata Banerjee : Your speech today (about not wanting a Ministerial Seat, and working purely for the development of WB) blew me off. Must eat my words. I do hope what you said was not a stupid political gimmick. And if not, then well, open a school…and teach our bluddy political class a thing or two :P

[2] Lalu Prasad Yadav : I love the way you give speeches, and well, you do have a brazen-yet-classy personality. But well, suck it dude. You shuttle back-and-forth even better than those (ex-)trains of yours – apparently you’ve offered unconditional support to the UPA now – seriously? Eat dung man. O wait, u already do, don’t you?

[3] Prabhakaran : Ur dead. Sorry. Words would prove futile now :) Even so, does tata sound good?

[4] Indian Stock Markets : Did Lalu’s bulls run free today? Did he lose them too? First his seats, then his dignity, and now this? shucks…

[5] Arjun Singh : Yeah yeah oldie, ur party won. But seriously, haven’t you considered retiring. Or better, dying? Think long and hard on it. Maybe hell has reserved some seats for you. In-fact, i’m sure it has. If not, maybe you should go there and fight for your cause!

[6] Bombay Traffic : You’re too bad…Ruined an otherwise perfect day for me !

[7] Rahul Gandhi : Nice tricks dude…You sure know how to play it smoooooth…But seriously, the i-don’t-need-no-ministry trick, rocks!

[8] Varun Gandhi : Erm… (No comment) :P

[9] Varun Gandhi’s silence : You look good. Stay that way.

[10] LK Advani : Why so serious?

[11] Myself : Shut up, you jerk.

“I see no reason why we can’t make a London out of Kolkata. We have the Hooghly, the forest, the mountains, the sea… What else do we need?”

-Mamata Banerjee, Leader, Trinamool Congress, here-in

Ummm…let me think.

You need Brains. Friggin’ Brains.

And well, here’re a few more:
Common Sense. Time. Effort. And a Vision.
All of them, you obviously lack.

And most of all,

We Don’t need bluddy narrow minded leaders who know only how to ape the West.

Faced with a billion-dollar budget deficit, Michigan expedites the release of some prisoners.

So says the Newsweek.

Hmmm…And i can think of two ways to look at this.

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just saw this on a friend’s status message [on a chat messenger]

hardware exam tomorrow. worst fears …

i wonder, was he referring to the ongoing mid-semesters, or was he referring to some other kind of hardware?

for either case, i do hope that the hardware doesn’t fail him. :P

ps. i dont have any readers under the age of 18 [that i know of]. so i guess, i’m good to go with such posts, no?

Everyone’s seen this disclaimer, somewhere:

All Characters and Incidents in this Film are Imaginary. Resemblence to Any Person, Living or Dead, is purely Co-incidental.

I was wondering if Bush Jr’s American Government (R.I.P.) ought to have directed Michael Moore to write a similar message at the head of his films :

All Characters and Incidents in the FIlm are Stupid. Resemblence to Any Person, Living [Osama] or (Brain-)Dead [Bush], is purely Intentional.

Silly of me. I know. I’m good at ’silly’.

PS. Incase such a disclaimer actually was given at the head of Fahrenheit 911, then, i guess, Bush Jr must have out-thoughtten me. By 5 years, almost. Gosh, that’d make me sound silly.