Things to Say. To People i can’t Speak with.
It’s like a bad case of a gloated bladder. I just want to say all this, but well…obviously, can’t. Thank who-so-ever that blogs were invented. :)
[1] Mamata Banerjee : Your speech today (about not wanting a Ministerial Seat, and working purely for the development of WB) blew me off. Must eat my words. I do hope what you said was not a stupid political gimmick. And if not, then well, open a school…and teach our bluddy political class a thing or two :P
[2] Lalu Prasad Yadav : I love the way you give speeches, and well, you do have a brazen-yet-classy personality. But well, suck it dude. You shuttle back-and-forth even better than those (ex-)trains of yours – apparently you’ve offered unconditional support to the UPA now – seriously? Eat dung man. O wait, u already do, don’t you?
[3] Prabhakaran : Ur dead. Sorry. Words would prove futile now :) Even so, does tata sound good?
[4] Indian Stock Markets : Did Lalu’s bulls run free today? Did he lose them too? First his seats, then his dignity, and now this? shucks…
[5] Arjun Singh : Yeah yeah oldie, ur party won. But seriously, haven’t you considered retiring. Or better, dying? Think long and hard on it. Maybe hell has reserved some seats for you. In-fact, i’m sure it has. If not, maybe you should go there and fight for your cause!
[6] Bombay Traffic : You’re too bad…Ruined an otherwise perfect day for me !
[7] Rahul Gandhi : Nice tricks dude…You sure know how to play it smoooooth…But seriously, the i-don’t-need-no-ministry trick, rocks!
[8] Varun Gandhi : Erm… (No comment) :P
[9] Varun Gandhi’s silence : You look good. Stay that way.
[10] LK Advani : Why so serious?
[11] Myself : Shut up, you jerk.
whoa…..
dint know u had all that bottled up inside urself…..
mylifetwentyfourseven
May 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
[3] Prabhakaran :
As they say People get the leaders they deserve…
Pradeep
May 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm
[12] Weirdo: Funny this was! :D
You write well…
Dumbo
May 20, 2009 at 7:12 am
@ everyone,
:)
@ dumbo,
no fair. ur comments are becomming stereotypical…
even so, thanks :)
araYan
May 20, 2009 at 8:39 am
arayan…
do u know what…u have given “crap”..as the headline of ur blog but honestly writing in the way u r doing requires both depth of matter and guts .U have both.!!!!
anuja
May 21, 2009 at 12:52 am
Seriously,dude,this is good!Didn’t know u had it in u!:P Guess i m going to read ur stuff regularly from now on.U carry on the good stuff.
Just one comment from an oldie…though writing is a good beginning…it should not end there,actions speak louder than words and all that..
To u and ur friends in mumbai who get a taxi/autorickshaw driver refusing to take u,call 02224937746,give all details and take it further…don’t fight with the guy..just report him..and see the change in his attitude!
And when u drive,follow rules even if others don’t.
mama
May 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
@ mama,
thanks! for motivating me to study even less and spend the time i save (thus) on the web… may i continue to receive more advice like this [:D]
araYan
May 27, 2009 at 2:25 am
so, firstly: long time no see!!! wassup?
secondly: no depth of matter and guts reqd. to write what u wrote. but yeah, humour at its level best! mast likha hai!!! specially the lalu – stock market relation. i’m still trying to think how u’ll relate it when the market goes down [bearish instead of bullish]!!!
thirdly:u may wanna consider changing the photograph. ppl. might wonder why the other part of the face is missing.. [:D]
\m/
Pique
May 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm
my writin has less to do with your crap and more to do with you still life picture..its an amazing picture I must say(lol!) I cant even lie.
Now the real one
What the hell have you done to your self????
ya am ok…much better……ny ways….tc
damselpride
May 29, 2009 at 12:15 am
hilarious – hila ke rakh diya…
SiM
June 5, 2009 at 3:03 pm
a laugh riot..nice work, subtle sarcasm thts actually funny!
CutenConfused
July 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm