Crap

arayan. akratic. belligerent.

Things to Say. To People i can’t Speak with.

with 11 comments

It’s like a bad case of a gloated bladder. I just want to say all this, but well…obviously, can’t. Thank who-so-ever that blogs were invented. :)

[1] Mamata Banerjee : Your speech today (about not wanting a Ministerial Seat, and working purely for the development of WB) blew me off. Must eat my words. I do hope what you said was not a stupid political gimmick. And if not, then well, open a school…and teach our bluddy political class a thing or two :P

[2] Lalu Prasad Yadav : I love the way you give speeches, and well, you do have a brazen-yet-classy personality. But well, suck it dude. You shuttle back-and-forth even better than those (ex-)trains of yours – apparently you’ve offered unconditional support to the UPA now – seriously? Eat dung man. O wait, u already do, don’t you?

[3] Prabhakaran : Ur dead. Sorry. Words would prove futile now :) Even so, does tata sound good?

[4] Indian Stock Markets : Did Lalu’s bulls run free today? Did he lose them too? First his seats, then his dignity, and now this? shucks…

[5] Arjun Singh : Yeah yeah oldie, ur party won. But seriously, haven’t you considered retiring. Or better, dying? Think long and hard on it. Maybe hell has reserved some seats for you. In-fact, i’m sure it has. If not, maybe you should go there and fight for your cause!

[6] Bombay Traffic : You’re too bad…Ruined an otherwise perfect day for me !

[7] Rahul Gandhi : Nice tricks dude…You sure know how to play it smoooooth…But seriously, the i-don’t-need-no-ministry trick, rocks!

[8] Varun Gandhi : Erm… (No comment) :P

[9] Varun Gandhi’s silence : You look good. Stay that way.

[10] LK Advani : Why so serious?

[11] Myself : Shut up, you jerk.

Written by arayans

May 18, 2009 at 8:57 pm

11 Responses

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  1. whoa…..
    dint know u had all that bottled up inside urself…..

    mylifetwentyfourseven

    May 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm

  2. [3] Prabhakaran :
    As they say People get the leaders they deserve…

    Pradeep

    May 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm

  3. [12] Weirdo: Funny this was! :D
    You write well…

    Dumbo

    May 20, 2009 at 7:12 am

  4. @ everyone,
    :)

    @ dumbo,
    no fair. ur comments are becomming stereotypical…
    even so, thanks :)

    araYan

    May 20, 2009 at 8:39 am

  5. arayan…
    do u know what…u have given “crap”..as the headline of ur blog but honestly writing in the way u r doing requires both depth of matter and guts .U have both.!!!!

    anuja

    May 21, 2009 at 12:52 am

  6. Seriously,dude,this is good!Didn’t know u had it in u!:P Guess i m going to read ur stuff regularly from now on.U carry on the good stuff.
    Just one comment from an oldie…though writing is a good beginning…it should not end there,actions speak louder than words and all that..
    To u and ur friends in mumbai who get a taxi/autorickshaw driver refusing to take u,call 02224937746,give all details and take it further…don’t fight with the guy..just report him..and see the change in his attitude!
    And when u drive,follow rules even if others don’t.

    mama

    May 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm

  7. @ mama,
    thanks! for motivating me to study even less and spend the time i save (thus) on the web… may i continue to receive more advice like this [:D]

    araYan

    May 27, 2009 at 2:25 am

  8. so, firstly: long time no see!!! wassup?
    secondly: no depth of matter and guts reqd. to write what u wrote. but yeah, humour at its level best! mast likha hai!!! specially the lalu – stock market relation. i’m still trying to think how u’ll relate it when the market goes down [bearish instead of bullish]!!!
    thirdly:u may wanna consider changing the photograph. ppl. might wonder why the other part of the face is missing.. [:D]
    \m/

    Pique

    May 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm

  9. my writin has less to do with your crap and more to do with you still life picture..its an amazing picture I must say(lol!) I cant even lie.
    Now the real one
    What the hell have you done to your self????

    ya am ok…much better……ny ways….tc

    damselpride

    May 29, 2009 at 12:15 am

  10. hilarious – hila ke rakh diya…

    SiM

    June 5, 2009 at 3:03 pm

  11. a laugh riot..nice work, subtle sarcasm thts actually funny!

    CutenConfused

    July 5, 2009 at 12:42 pm


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