Lest Me Forget..
Me: So, is that really your real name, or just a pet name that you publicise?
Her: Naah, that’s just it.
Her (thought): IITian! Can’t come up with a better pick-up line than that!
Me (thought): Dammit, perfect. Now she’s never gonna go out with you! Whoever let her parents name her!
Some pointless conversations ensue. And then,
Her: So, you smoke?
Her (thought): I so hopes he asks me out now. We can sneak off for a while.
Me: No. Actually, i have this weird aversion to smokers and drinkers. Just develop this instant dislike for them. Dunno.
Me (thought): Now she’s totally gone.
Her: Oh. Okay then. Cya!
–
Later, the next night, as i walked past the Admin block, i can make out two familiar figures, heading in the other direction (thus, walking toward me).
Me (thought): Why the heck is that other girl with her? Shoo girl, shoo!
Girl won’t shoo. Obviously.
Me (thought): Think of something…Quick !
Too close to not say anything.
Me (looking at the other lady): So, you ladies collected your certificates?
Other lady: Blah Blah
Me: Blah Blah
Me (thinking): Why can’t you bring yourself to look at her, nut! Look, 10 degrees to the West, turn cadet!
Me and Other lady: Blah Blah.
Me: Anyway, hope you guys had fun here. Have a nice trip back!
–
Over the phone, some days later. The visiting delegates had returned to where they’d come from.
Her: Nut, couldn’t you just ask me out?
Me: Nut, couldn’t you just ask me out?
Her: Because…(supposed to be understood)
Me: Why’s the guy always gotta do the hard stuff ?! I can’t tolerate this hypocricy! First, you say that girls and guys must be treated equally. And then this !
Her: Laugh.
Me: Laugh. (Aargh !)
–
Memories. Techniche 2008.
PS. I know better pick-up lines. But it wasn’t my fault. Her name really is silly. I so totally won’t let her name her children. No !
Hypocrisy??
Yeah..write a blog on me as well!!!!
:P
By the way, nice one. (Such a formality this is!)
Dumbo
April 22, 2009 at 5:13 am
uuuh…. uuuuh…nevermind!!!
jsmtsethi
April 22, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Thank me again for getting you involved ! :)
You and Dumbo best be off to what seems to be increasingly getting to become the new ‘city of love’…Pune ! :D
vikramchatterji
April 22, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Uh huh. :D Her children, yes.
Mudra
April 22, 2009 at 9:55 pm
umm..hmmmm..ummm. WHY?
dolly
April 22, 2009 at 11:02 pm
@ dumbo,
u wish.
ps. the line i said to you, i’ll take it with me to the grave, lest it kill the next girl who hears it.
@ surd,
!
@ vikramchatterji,
your imagination…. in control, please [:P]
the post was only an imaginative essay.
donchyu know, i’m gay?
@ Mudra,
yes, “Her” children. and i repeat : imagination, in control please.
@ dolly,
why NOT?
araYan
April 23, 2009 at 12:02 am
Which line??
Oh….THAT one…!!! :P
The one in which you asked me whether I have a twin or not and whether the twin and me have their birthday on APRIL 1st???
That one..!!
OK. I shall never let ANYBODY know that THIS was the pick-up line you used!!!
Dumbo
April 23, 2009 at 12:25 am
errors found..:)…
conclusion..:iitians not THAT smart..
post contains imaginary world…creativity found..
conclusion: good surprise
dolly
April 23, 2009 at 12:35 am
@ dumbo..LMAO:)(laughing my ass off)
dolly
April 23, 2009 at 12:36 am
@ dumbo,
yeah. that one.
i won’t be surprised if girls stop visiting this blog now.
as far as i know, those who did pay a visit, and saw what u’ve written…are dead
@ dolly,
how would you know.
u weren’t even there !
[:P]
araYan
April 23, 2009 at 1:00 am
@Dolly
:D
@Weirdo/ aRayan
Pick up line suggestions:
1. Are you, by any chance, a split personality disorder…??
2. Is the bunch of hair on your head real…or just a wig?
3. Do you make sound while eating…?
4. et al..
Dumbo
April 23, 2009 at 1:05 am
lame-o!
mine beats all of them…hands down.
ps. I do have a split personality disorder (as your reference to me clearly elucidates).
ps. what sound are you referring to? [:P]
araYan
April 23, 2009 at 1:13 am
I didn’t say ANYTHING!
:D
But this post is really cute.
Yes, I know it’s a word that’ll make you hate me, but it is!
Mudra
April 23, 2009 at 7:49 pm
“The one in which you asked me whether I have a twin or not and whether the twin and me have their birthday on APRIL 1st???”
WHAT A LINE!!!! PRICELESS!!! PURE GENIOUS…
Sample Conversation b/w me and the crowd[from tomorrow onwards]:
ME: dude, do u know the first pick-up line shobhan (bag-baba :P) used in his college life?
CROWD:[dihing preferably] no dude, what is it?
ME: [ur priceless line].
CROWD: [when they stop laughing their asses off] [that is, if they do] Who was it used on?
ME: ahem, ahem…..
u r so dead now…!!!
Pique
April 26, 2009 at 11:11 pm
@ Mudra,
yes, i hate you. [:P]
woman, when u posting on ur blog again…?
look what us nut-jobs have to do while ur on ur so-called sabbatical…we’re actually having to write posts to make up for ur loss from blog-a-dom.
write gurl write!
@ Pique,
You = Dead.
araYan
April 26, 2009 at 11:25 pm
*[bow]*
*[blush]*
i take pride in my work :D
Pique
April 27, 2009 at 12:34 am
Damn ! Your hits must be hit in the right place with this blog James! Spicy blog ! Paparazzi-like strategy to get more hits and comments… :P
PS : Twin ? Seriously ? :D
You rather stick to “Aapko pehle kahin dekha hai”…Way cheesier…old school…But dude…Still better ! :D
Vikram Chatterji
April 27, 2009 at 12:49 am
seriously dude….laughing my ass off rite now…. :D
pannu
May 6, 2009 at 10:35 pm
dejavu dude……. but better things happened at techniche…. anyways refer my case to the dope girls at the next TECHNICHE
manavnirvanafreak
May 8, 2009 at 8:14 pm
awesome!!!!!i mean so meticulously written….i could visualise….
anuja
May 21, 2009 at 1:00 am
its damn hilarious thing out here….
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damselpride
May 29, 2009 at 12:25 am
roflmao! i sympathize… happens. :)
u might also like: http://abhisheksim.blogspot.com/2009/01/saarang-stories.html
SiM
June 5, 2009 at 3:21 pm