Crap

All-too-often, nut-jobs like me end up seeing videos on YouTube, proclaiming how the world is going to end soon, and how aliens are going to rush in and wipe us out of existence. All-too-often, i’ve seen videos with a caption below them (like this one):

“Never before have so many videos of alien aircraft been made. These increasing occurances are proof that aliens are visiting earth more and more often. And soon, they shall kill us all. Be prepared…”

Dramatic, no? But then, i wonder, the real reason why videos of aliens today are larger in number than the number of videos in… say 1437 …is probably because,

there were no video cameras back then.

Along parallel lines : more and more videos of people doing-it are being made today than ever before. Never before were so many videos seen or recorded. Does that mean that people didn’t do-it in 1437 A.D.?

Hmmm…

Another thing. Everyone’s gotta have heard this one,

“December 20, 2012. The day is near. The day you fear.”

I wonder, why do aliens like to kill us on cute-looking dates? And how come they let 07.07.07 go? Or 01.01.01 for that matter!

C’mon, you nuts, if they wanted to kill us,

[1] Why would they wait till we learn how to put nuclear missiles into space?

[2] Why would they wait till we finished bludgeoning the environment? [I mean, they wannah kill us because they need the Earth for survival, right?]

And most of all,

[3] Why the bloody-heck would they just sit there in the sky like cute little saucers, bobbing around and looking pretty, so that we can take Videos of them? In the words of the one woman all boys wanna see doing-it,

Why donchyu do somethin’?

As for: how we would like to see her…hmm…we’re not very techno-savvy. We don’t mind if a video is not possible. We don’t mind if it’s 1437 all over again. Live action will do. We’re ready to bear the burden of transportation charges to the scene-of-the-crime.

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