Crap

Shut down all Police Stations. Disembow the policemen. Put them in the Police Vans and let them earn livelihoods by using the vehicles as Taxi and Tourist Vehicles. Turn the Guns over to the terrorists. (What difference, the terroists get the guns anyway..Atleast this way, we might partially know who has how many guns.)

I’m not talking shit. Okay, maybe i am. But hear me out. It actually makes sense.

All the millions of pending cases will have to be burnt off, because there is no law and order system in the nation now that there is no police. Something like Fight Club, only, in this case, we bring all the pending cases to Zero. Burn them – simply because, the cases have nowhere to hang-out at. Something like – if boys stop meeting girls, then crime on women shall stop (wink wink…all hail Pramod Muthalik).

And let’s face it, we have NO need for the police in the country. There are more than enough Political Well-wishers to take care of us. They make sure for our parents that their daughters come home before 10pm in the night (so what if they are beaten up a little?). Hell, they even make sure that the daughters never go out.

And frankly, the police often end up causing more harm than good. Like, they do lathi charges on guys who run rallies…and look what happens! A state-wide bandh is called, just because the leader of the rally got injured. Hell, ‘I’ don’t care if the people in my constituency are dying everyday because there are no hospitals, and because ‘I’ never cared to go inside the Legislature (no, ‘I’ only surround it from outside, and wait for the police to wham me on the head). But if ‘I’ get hurt (and get treated in a private hospital), the whole state of Jharkhand must shut down, simply because ‘I’ have been hurt. The whole state machinery comes to a halt. And why? All because the stupid police did not take care when it lathi-charged. Bad, no?

Plus, read this :

The Shri Ram Sena has called off its proposed protests against Valentine’s Day protests in Bengaluru. Sena founder Pramod Muthalik said that the decision to call off the protests was taken after they received specific information that some miscreants were planning to disrupt peace.

Muthalik, however, made it clear that protests against Valentine’s Day would be held in other parts of the state. Regarding Bengaluru, he said, “I have specific information that there are some miscreants will intentionally try and disrupt a peaceful protest by us so that the Sena and the government in Karnataka gets a bad name. All the attention is on Bengaluru and I am sure that someone will create trouble and blame the Shri Ram Sena.”

And this :

Sri Ram Sene chief Pramod Muthalik and 130 others was taken into preventive custody by the Karnataka Police on Friday, a day before Valentine’s Day to prevent them from creating any trouble. He was taken ito custody near Gulbarga, while 130 activists were detained in Bangalore.

His lawyers have said that they will file for bail.

Karnataka Police has assured that more preventive arrests will be made on Saturday to make sure the men cause no disruption on Valentine’s Day in the state.

This (above) is the final proof i needed to justify my outlandish proposition. We need to get rid of the Police, for good! And fast. Here’s how the above excerpts laid the final straw. Firstly, there’s proof that the Police can’t do their job. Look how the Ram Sena itself is capable of obtaining specific information on miscreants. The Police could never get that information. And then what do the stupid Police do? Yes, they go and put Muthalik and his supporters in jail! So stupid. Jail the very people who have specific information on the miscreants…Instead, we should have put the Policemen in Jail, and allowed the Ram Sena to roam the streets and catch all the miscreants. And believe me, i trust the Ram Sena fully. They’re a very nice bunch of people. C’mon, they promised to give a Saree in return for every cheap Pink Chaddi we send them. Man, this beats Wal-Mart’s exchange scheme’s flat-out!

I lurrrve the Ram Sena. It’s only a pity they had to call off their protests. But atleast they proved their point (or so they say!)

Muthalik said that calling of the Bengaluru protest is not a defeat for him or the Sena. “People across the nation know me now and my message has reached every nook and corner of this country. The impact of our message against Valentine’s Day has been loud and clear and 50 per cent of the colleges in Karnataka have directed their students not to celebrate Valentine’s Day. This is only an indication that our message has been accepted by the masses and the impact has been created,” he added.

Yeah right. Abe o genius, the colleges advised their kids not to celebrate because they feared that your men would beat them up. Not because they think you‘re right.

And by the way, the link above, which leads to the Wikipedia Page on Pramod Muthalik…well, incase you get down to reading it, you’ll come across this line :

Muthalik is an admirer of the Hindu radical Nathuram Godse, who assassinated Mahatma Gandhi. He regularly attends an annual function in Pune to mark the death anniversary of Godse.

Case closed. This justifies it all. I don’t think we should waste our words discussing such a twerp. Happy Valentines Day. Here’s my tip for the day : Dress up like Superman. Wear the Pink Chaddi over your clothes. Trust me, NO ONE’s gonna dare come next to you. :P